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Something I am proud of my home county for: In one of the more conservative places in Michigan, where everyone is a Republican, Barack Obama won the presidential vote. I just about shit myself when I found out.

Aside from the fact that he was the better candidate, I think I know what may have contributed to this success. This was an election year, so there was a drive to get people registered at my high school. Those people stayed registered in the county when they moved away to college, and voted absentee. People who graduated in non-election years would probably have waited to register at their college, which would lean Democratic anyway.

However, Dave Camp et all still won their congressional seats. Oh well, Shiawassee County, baby steps.
Also, our county also has a very high turnout rate, for some reason.

Link

Proof.

If he weren’t 80, I’d say he ought to be the Energy Secretary. Aw hell, Pickens for Energy Czar!

My biggest fear has reverted to “becoming mentally retarded.”

I was watching the election on CNN in the Michigan Union. When Ohio went blue, my fellow spectators erupted into cheers. It was an amazing feeling when the map-guy for CNN was unable to construct any possible victory scenario for McCain after this. When 11:00 rolled around and the polls closed in California, CNN immediately called it for Obama, the crowd went wild, etc.

As part of my participation in the University of Michigan College Democrats Student Issues Committee, I helped put this together. You can find the draft versions on this server if you know where to look

Of all the eves in the calendar, Election Day Eve is, by far, the most exciting. I hope dearly that Obama wins tomorrow, but I am afraid that he will not. Electoral-vote.com has Obama up 353 to 185, yet only 238 are in the “Strong Democrat” column. In the remaining states, he is less than 10% ahead of McCain. What with all of the voter-suppression fraud that can be expected to come from the right, I can easily see that 10% vanish into whatever pit the election officials decide to relegate it to. I want Obama to win, I think the odds are good that he will, but I won’t be able to rest easy until I see that he’s sealed the deal. I’ve been poring over election sites obsessively in the past weeks, looking for any shift that would put the majority of the country firmly and undeniably in the Democratic camp, and the only solace I’ve found is at 270towin.com, which gives Obama an unambiguous 286 even with a great many states as toss-up.

Is this really what this country has come to, when its citizens think that electoral fraud will be this rampant and contradictory to all indications?

I will stay strong and keep high hopes, or try.

Election sites I read:
270 to win
Electoral-Vote.com
Election Projection
Intrade
FiveThirtyEight

…dot com no longer exists.

No more Neurocam archive.

Not even in the Archive of everything.

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The past couple of weeks have been exciting, politically. Four electoral college prediction sites I frequent have Obama winning conservative states such as Iowa, Missouri, Virginia, and North Carolina, putting his electoral vote count somewhere between 334 and 373. This is astounding; it give Obama a clear lead in the electoral college rather than the squeak-by everyone shoots for. It would also shatter the traditional red/blue state divide (which is fairly artificial anyway) and show broad cross-country support.

HOWEVER, many registered voters in these states are being purged. In Michigan, the state Republican Party is planning to challenge voters who were evicted due to home foreclosures. In any case, the people who are being polled to generate these awesome pro-Obama votes may not be able to vote in the election; combine this with other possible (probable) Republican shinanigans, and this election could possibly, despite all that’s happened, go to McCain.

This had better not happen.

Also, tard parade.

The Yellow-1 website is again online. The first thing one notices about it is that that the four language options (English, French, Spanish, German) are gone, with only English remaining. What was previously in the Media tab has been replaced with a video of a man reading the About section on the website. Applications are again being accepted. There is also a forum which claims to be dormant until the 15th of September.

Neurocam has also had a redesign. It now goes by Neurocam X04. Apparently, “protocol X04 [was?] initiated 10/07/08″ which date has not occurred yet. [Note: That text was buried in the bottom right hand corner of the page and is the same color as the background. I found it via the source code.] A link on the site called “Archives” takes you to Robin Heley’s website. Here, you can see various Neuro-documents, including assignment discriptions and reports made by operatives (including some famous Neuro-bloggers). I haven’t the time right now to peruse the cache of documents, but I will do so within the week.

Neurocam X04 Archives/Assignments Yellow-1
Getting back into this is fairly exciting. I just wish I hadn’t screwed the pooch so badly with EsotericTree.

[EDIT 22-September-2008: According to the second video, Neurocam claims to have been around for 30 years, about the same amount of time that the Orphanage claims to have been existent.]

Effective 27-August-2008, I am now at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor.