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About Me


As I sat here, in front of my computer, deciding how to describe myself, I could only think of two things: I am incapable of describing myself, and this sentence is probably comma-spliced. Therefore, I'll just rely on what other people have said about me.

"Horney Bastard" - Steve
"Your intelligence is a blessing" - Lauren
"[some variation on "smart"]" - People on the opposing Quiz Bowl Team, people who want my help/cooperation, etc
"The first Taoist I've seen on MySpace." - Brian
"A 'nice guy'" - almost every girl who has turned me down
"Creepy" - the remainder of the above
"Fatboy" - assorted individuals
" 5' 10" " - Mr. Constine
"Courtious and Cooperative" - generic praise on report cards
"Mid-Michigan Red Cross Youth Volunteer of the Year" - a committee of some sort, I'm sure
"Whore, Strumpet, Streetwalker" - Eric, Mark, Ryan, respectively
"I'd vote for you" - anybody, upon hearing my dream of running for President
"You bowl like a drunken hobo." - Mark
"An outstanding scholar" - some admissions counselors from Harvard, University of Michigan, United States Military Acadamy at West Point, Lansing Community College, etc.
"Soon to be elibigle for the draft." - The United States Government
"A supporter of the President." - Members of the National Republican Campaign Committee, who are obviously mistaken.
"Too bored to care anymore." - Me, about this.

One day, maybe, I will fancy this up with some large double quotes.

Chuck's Websites

The rest of this site contains this site's manual of style, an info page and other things.

My Personality at Several Glances


Because we all know that we can learn all about ourselves from internet quizes, here's my life, in quiz returns:
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic || 10%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||| 16%
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"Does not make friends easily, secretive, introverted, reclusive, observer, dislikes leadership, somewhat socially awkward, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, values solitude, solitary, avoidant, ambivalent about fitting in, not dominant, unassertive, suspicious, prudent, unadventurous, worrying, weird, intellectual, frequently second guesses self."
Take the quiz:
Serial Killer Quiz

The Green River Killer
You are somewhat methodical, as you kill women and leave their bodies in the Green River.

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Blades!

Pocket Knife
You are utility. You can adapt to any situation and face many adversities.

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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Nice doggy."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer
Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!
What Type of Writer Should You Be?

In a Past Life...
You Were: A Diseased Alchemist.

Where You Lived: Peru.

How You Died: Natural causes.
Who Were You In a Past Life?

Your Linguistic Profile:
60% General American English
20% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern
0% Dixie
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

You Belong in Amsterdam
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city).
What European City Do You Belong In?

Your Inner European is Swedish!
Relaxed and peaceful.
You like to kick back and enjoy life.
Who's Your Inner European?

Your Aura is Violet
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!

The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say

Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony

Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach
What Color Is Your Aura?

You Are 34% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.
How Evil Are You?

To see how I stack up against the U.S. Presidential Candidates of 2008, look here. For my rankings against other world leaders, see here.

Chuck Around the Web

My Aliases




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